also known as “PANDEMICS ARE FOR THE BIRDS” So here we are, 2020, the year of the Worldwide Pandemic.  Or does “pandemic” mean worldwide?(I’ll google later)

also known as “Cheeseburgers in Paradise” I’ve been a “weekend running-warrior” (or jogging-warrior as it would’ve been in the ’80s), most of my life.  Running

also known as “Well That Could’ve Been Embarrassing”WORD OF THE YEAR is apparently THE THING OF THE YEAR. So, of course, I was all over

also known as “KEEP-THROW-MARIE KONDO” I’ve often wondered what I would find in my kid’s rooms.  Now I know, and now I wish I had

also known as “WHERE WERE YOU WHEN LUKE & LAURA GOT MARRIED?” This morning I woke up in a foggy sweat.  Math Test.  I’m late. 

also known as “Darn You Stanford” Me dropping my baby off at COLLEGE. Well, that’s what it felt like.  We left John 2,391 miles from

also know as“WAKE ME UP WHEN SUCKTEMBER ENDS” againWARNING This is not a feel-good, light, funny story like the others. There’s no way around Sucktember. 

also know as“WAKE ME UP WHEN SUCKTEMBER ENDS” September, the month the Battle Girls, my sister Renee, and I, call SUCKTEMBER.  With no apologies. WARNING

also known as “KIDS GONE? GAME ON!” Panic! At The Disco?”  What about ”Panic! Here At Home-O!” Are you sending your baby out into the

also known as “It’s A Whole New World” Did you hear the explosion? Either Pinterest graduation boards blew up again, or another mother’s last nerve